U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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