remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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