Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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