i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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