i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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