At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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