the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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