It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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