I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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