if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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