So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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