i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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