I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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