You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Come on in and take your pants off
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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