watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
tell me about the fingering
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