Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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