I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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