Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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