is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
