The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
did you just send me my own nude
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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