She is in my trunk
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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