I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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