Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Everything about him screamed your future.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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