Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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