so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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