just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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