It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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