You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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