At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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