Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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