Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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