I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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