tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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