This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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