You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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