I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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