I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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