they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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