whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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