Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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