We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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