she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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