how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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