can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
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She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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