There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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