I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
