On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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