If i come over, it means nothing
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
