He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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