no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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